Saturday, December 23, 2006

Hi! its time to RELAX

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing student _______________________________________________________

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what
is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Ramu, getup. How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'
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